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Jiwoong: How the hell are you still alive?
Mathew: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
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Ricky: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Mathew: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Mathew is such a nice person, Mathew is so happy-go-lucky! Mathew can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Mathew CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Mathew IS be in a bad mood.
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Gyuvin, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later… byeeee!
Hao: Friend of Yours?
Gyuvin: Nope, wrong number.
Hao: ???
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Gunwook: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived!
Ricky: Uhh… where did you get so much money from, Gunwook?
Gunwook: Well, you know, I’m pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-
Ricky: Was it my money?
Gunwook: Oh, come on, Ricky, do you really think so little of me?
Gunwook: …
Gunwook: It was your money.
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Yujin: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! 🙂
Jiwoong: I forgot I was doing a test.
Yujin: Jiwoong.
Jiwoong: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny….
Mathew: Jiwoong.
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Taerae: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.
Mathew: You think I’m cute?
Taerae: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!
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Ricky: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
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Hao: That was so hot, Hanbin.
Hanbin: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Hao: I’m so in love with you.
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Hao: When you’ve been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Ricky: Navy blue isn’t your color.
Hao: Navy blue brings out my eyes you bitch
*Chases after Mathew*
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