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Ricky: What do I get?
Hao: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Ricky: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Hao: It won’t be you.
Ricky: I’ll get my coat.
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Ricky: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Gyuvin!
Gyuvin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Gyuvin, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Hanbin, not looking up from their book: Really? Hao, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Jiwoong: Hold on! I’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures.
Hanbin: What the fuck?
Gunwook: They’re having an idea.
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Taerae: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!
Mathew: Six? I only got three!
Ricky: You guys got sleep?
Hao, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??
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Jiwoong: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!
Jiwoong: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!
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Ricky: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Hanbin: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Gyuvin.
Ricky, pointing their hot glue gun towards Hanbin: You’re on thin fucking ice.
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Hanbin: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Gyuvin: Hanbin, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.
Hanbin: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Gyuvin: Well, I mean yeah.
Hanbin: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.
Gyuvin: Wait, you just made them?
Hanbin: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Gyuvin: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Hanbin.
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Ricky: How would you like your coffee?
Gunwook: As dark as my soul.
Ricky: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
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Ricky: I’m not like other girls. I’m way, way worse.
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