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Hao: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Gyuvin?
Gyuvin: No.
Yujin: I do!
Hao: I know, Yujin.
Yujin: I’m sad.
Hao: I know, Yujin.
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Hao: You look mentally ill.
Jiwoong: I am. Let’s go.
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Jiwoong: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Gyuvin: But don’t you hate yourself.
Jiwoong: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Hanbin: We all have our demons.
Gunwook, grabbing Mathew: This one’s mine!
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Ricky: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Mathew: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Jiwoong: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Mathew: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots.
Taerae: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Mathew: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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Ricky: Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it means you’re awake in someone else’s dreams.
Ricky: When I find out who you are, I’m going to punch you in the face.
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Ricky, writing in his fluffy unicorn diary with a glitter gel pen: I’m losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There’s blood on my hands.
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Jiwoong, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.
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Mathew: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Hanbin: …Mathew, what the hell.
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Jiwoong: What are you guys playing?
Gyuvin: Go Fish.
Jiwoong: That’s a nice, safe game.
Jiwoong: But don’t you need cards?
Gyuvin: Where do you keep the spear gun?
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