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Jiwoong, to Yujin: I’m leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.
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Ricky: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.
Ricky: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Ricky: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Hao: This is Monopoly.
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Hanbin: Hao, I screwed up, big time.
Hao: Hanbin, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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Hao: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Mathew: I put the pun in punishment.
Jiwoong: I put the top in unstoppable.
Hanbin: I put the cute in execute.
Gyuvin: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Hao: I put the ass in class.
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Ricky: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Hao: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Ricky: Mean.
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Gunwook, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!
Gyuvin: I don’t know, dude, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.
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Ricky: N… No!
Hao: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y… Yes???
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Gunwook: Taerae, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Taerae: My doctor just said I should avoid—
Gunwook: Being a wuss? I agree.
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Hao: I truly go into housewife mode when I’m someone’s soulmate- like, I’ll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Hanbin: This is a lie.
Hanbin: I’m literally dating them. This is a lie.
Hanbin: THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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