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Gunwook: Hey, Jiwoong you’re smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Jiwoong: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Gunwook: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Hao: That is the worst response to that question.
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Hao: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Gunwook: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Hao: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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Jiwoong: Why don’t you go talk to them?
Hanbin, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Jiwoong: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Hanbin: They could hear me.
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Gyuvin: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Ricky: What changed your mind?
Gyuvin: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
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Yujin, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Ricky: *half asleep* Yujin, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
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Taerae: Ha! Don’t you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Taerae: I must be losing it, I’m quoting Mathew.
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*Squad is playing Among Us*
Hao: I believe Yujin is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Mathew, what were you doing?
Mathew: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!
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Yujin: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Ricky: I don’t have pupils.
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Taerae: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Ricky: Not if they consent to it.
Hao: Depends on who your stabbing.
Gunwook: YES??!!?
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Mathew: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Ricky.
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