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Jiwoong: The Ocean is a soup.
Hanbin:
Hanbin: Do elaborate.
Jiwoong: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Hanbin: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Jiwoong: *Tilts head*
Hanbin: The Ocean is a Soup.
Jiwoong: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Hanbin: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Hao: Hanbin, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
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Hao: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Hanbin: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Hao: Uuh…*hesitantly kisses Hanbin’s forehead before running out.*
Hanbin: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Hao: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Hanbin and I are dating.
Hanbin, Gyuvin, Jiwoong, and Gunwook: *gasp*
Hao: Hanbin, why are you surprised?!
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Hao, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Taerae: Hanbin’s in the kitchen.
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Gyuvin: Do you love me?
Ricky: We’re literally married.
Gyuvin: Yeah, but as friends or—
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Mathew, at Hanbin: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Hao, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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Taerae: Do you love Hao?
Hanbin: Yeah, I do.
Taerae: Ricky! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Ricky: We all love Hao. You should’ve asked if they were IN love with them.
Hanbin: I thought that was implied.
Ricky: …
Taerae: …
Hanbin, looking straight at Ricky: Congrats Taerae, you just won 100 bucks.
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Gyuvin: Look, I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I like Ricky a little bit.
Jiwoong, holding Gyuvin’s notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Gyuvin: No, that’s our joint tombstone.
Jiwoong: My mistake.
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Hao, holding a rock: Hanbin just gave this to me and said “I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock”.
Jiwoong: If you don’t marry them, I will.
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A/N:
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