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*playing twister*
Mathew: Right hand red.
Hanbin: *ends up on top of Hao*
Hao: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
Mathew: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice.
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Ricky: Hi.
Hao: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Ricky: I did.
Hao: And what did they say?
Ricky: “Thank you.”
Hao: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?
Ricky: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Gyuvin said, “Thank you.”
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Gyuvin: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Mathew: Did Ricky say ‘I love you’ and you said ‘Thanks’?
Gyuvin: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Gyuvin: Well, Ricky and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Gyuvin: That’s right… We kissed!
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Hanbin: Is something burning?
Hao, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Hanbin: Hao, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Jiwoong: Pros and cons of dating me.
Jiwoong: Pros. You’ll be the cute one.
Jiwoong: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Hao: *kisses Hanbin*
Hanbin: !
Hao: …Did you steal my chapstick?
Hanbin: Did- did I what?
Hao: My chapstick, Hanbin. Did you steal it?
Jiwoong: Hao, for the love of God, not this again.
Hanbin: I- No, I didn’t steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
Hao: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn’t go bad. It’s been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you’ve been eating a whole fuck ton of something that’s flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
Hanbin: Chocolate and popcorn?
Jiwoong: Why do you think it got discontinued?
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Jiwoong: Gyuvin, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Yujin: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Gyuvin: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Yujin* How about a muffin on the house?
Yujin, giggling: I’m pretty.
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Mathew: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I’m not proud of it.
Jiwoong: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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Yujin, watching power lines fall down: Jiwoong, Gyuvin! The town is exploding and it’s very pretty!
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