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Gunwook: Wow, I really think I would’ve gotten along with young Jiwoong!
Jiwoong: I know. That’s why I decided to change everything about my life.
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Jiwoong: It’s funny how well you and Ricky get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?
Hao: Ricky hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.
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Gunwook: What’s the signal when something goes wrong?
Jiwoong: We yell, ‘oh shit.’
Hanbin: …That’ll work.
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Mathew, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Mathew, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Mathew: Somebody moved my M&M’s, and now I am going to start killing.
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Gunwook: I won a new phone in a race.
Ricky: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Gunwook?
Gunwook: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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Jiwoong: I’m not superstitious… But I am a little stitious.
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Gunwook: *lifting weights*
Hao: Wow… They’re so intense!
Ricky: I wonder what drives them.
Gunwook, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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Ricky: “I lost a bet.”
Ricky: The second-most ominous phrase in existence.
Yujin: What’s the first?
Ricky: “Let’s make a bet.”
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*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
Mathew: So what have you been up to recently?
Gyuvin: Leading a revolution with Yujin.
Mathew: Good for you two! Me, I’ve joined the mob.
Gyuvin: *nods* Oh, how cool! That’s awesome!
Mathew: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Jiwoong?
Gyuvin: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Gunwook?
Mathew: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Ricky?
Gyuvin: Cult leader.
Mathew: Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Mathew: Good. Thanks, dad.
Gunwook: You just called Jiwoong “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”
Mathew: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.
Jiwoong: Do you see me as a father figure, Mathew?
Mathew: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ’cause you’re always bothering me.
Taerae: Hey! Show your father some respect!
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