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Taerae: What did you get Ricky for their birthday?
Jiwoong: I got them a kitten.
Taerae: Really? Me too!
Hao: I also got them a cat.
Yujin: Looks like we had the same idea.
Jiwoong: Gyuvin, please tell me you didn’t get Ricky a cat as well!
Gyuvin: …I got them a kitten.
*later*
Ricky, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!
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Hao: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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Mathew: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.
Taerae: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Mathew: …Your point?
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Hanbin, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Taerae: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Yujin: I personally was created in a lab.
Gyuvin: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Gunwook, with Ricky and Jiwoong behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Gunwook: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Gunwook: Mathew FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Mathew: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Hao, referring to themself and Hanbin: Even us?
Mathew: Especially you guys.
Hanbin:
Hao:
Hanbin: Petition to kick Mathew out so they stop insulting us.
Hao: Seconded.
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Ricky, singing: He’s making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice
Hao, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
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Hao, entering the room: *Sees Ricky and leaves*
Ricky, watching Hao leave: There’s my monthly dose of Hao…
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Yujin: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—
Ricky, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
Yujin: I’M NOT DONE!
Yujin: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
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*Hao teaching Gunwook to drive and taking Yujin along for the ride*
Hao: That’s a pothole. To the left!
Gunwook: Take it back now y’all *Drives into pothole*
Yujin, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Gunwook: I don’t think that’s how the song goes.
Hao, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Gunwook: Country Roads.
Yujin: To the place.
Gunwook and Yujin in unison: I Belong!
Hao, crying harder: What the fuck?
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