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Gunwook: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Gyuvin: But ya’ didn’t!
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Hao: Can you pass the salt?
Ricky: Can you pass away?
Hao: Too much salt.
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Gunwook: Hey, do you know the password to Gyuvin’s computer?
Yujin: Fuck you, Gunwook.
Gunwook: Hey!!
Yujin: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyouGunwook”.
Gunwook: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Hanbin: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Mathew: Is that a picture of you?
Hanbin: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Yujin: *is hugging Mathew*
Hanbin: Hey! It’s my turn to hug Mathew!
Hanbin: *grabs Mathew*
Gyuvin: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, “yOuR tUrN”? We agreed now is my time slot!
Yujin: No, It’s still my turn!
Mathew: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I’m the smallest doesn’t mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Hanbin: But we need the moral support!
Yujin: And you’re small! Which is cute!
Gyuvin: If I don’t hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Mathew: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
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Taerae: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Taerae: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Taerae: Go big or go home.
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Ricky: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Ricky lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the person who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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*Bullying Prevention Day at school*
Teacher: Yujin, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?
Yujin: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—
Teacher: To write something to your teacher?
Yujin: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! Hao always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!
Teacher: *internal screaming*
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Jiwoong: Gyuvin, I am nothing if not a man of principle.
Jiwoong: Now let’s break into this apartment.
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Ricky: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Ricky: *upends the bottle*
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