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Jiwoong: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Yujin: Nat 20 Charisma.
Jiwoong: That is NOT how that works-
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Mathew: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.
Taerae: Who told you my secret?
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Hao, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
Taerae: A family.
Ricky: A better love life.
Jiwoong: Mental stability.
Yujin: *clueless* Bagels?
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Gunwook: I dare you-
Jiwoong: Gyuvin is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Gunwook: Why not?
Gyuvin: “I have no regard for my own or others personal safety”, as some would say.
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Taerae: it’s illegal to look better than me.
Ricky: I guess we’re all going to jail then.
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Hao: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Jiwoong: I would let you ruin my life.
Mathew: Sorry, I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait.
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Ricky: Hao, those tarot card readers know what they’re doing! Think of Jiwoong, they’re so smart!
Hao: Those are suggestions! They’re not-
Ricky: Jiwoong knew things, Jiwoong knew things!
Hao: I don’t think tarot cards told them that, though! I think if you just shotgun blast things into the air, saying you think you know things, then you’re bound to hit one of them!
Ricky: I don’t like thinking about it like that. They’re just brilliant.
Hao: Well, they are brilliant! But-
Ricky: And they saw into the future, and they’re basically a god.
Hao: …
Hao: They aren’t.
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Gunwook: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Hao: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Gyuvin: This is light?!
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