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Jiwoong: What language do they speak at the centre of the earth?
Jiwoong: Core-ean
Gunwook: The center of the earth is around 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don’t need a language!
Yujin: Core-ean.
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Ricky: Pick a card, any card.
Gyuvin: Fine.
Ricky: Wait, that’s my credit card!
Gyuvin: You said any card.
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Yujin: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Jiwoong’s birthday invitations.
Mathew: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Yujin: “Jiwoong’s birthday”.
Mathew: So, what do they say instead?
Yujin: “Jiwoong’s bi”.
Mathew:
Mathew: Works out either way.
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Jiwoong: Trouble at 2 o’clock!
Hanbin: *looks down at their watch*
Hanbin: Now, how do you know that?
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Gyuvin: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Gunwook does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Hanbin: If Gunwook were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Gunwook jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Gyuvin: You jump off a cliff.
Hanbin: Gladly, provided Gunwook did first.
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Jiwoong: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Taerae: A pet WHAT?!
Gunwook: William Snakespeare.
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Ricky: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Taerae: I almost died.
Ricky: That… was my favorite memory.
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Hao: So we’re gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
Gunwook: Okay, my name is Gunwook but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
Hao: Okay that’s not happening- how about you!
Ricky: I’m Ricky and I like the movie White Chicks!
Hao: …Okay… whatever, I respect that.
Gyuvin: My name is Gyuvin and I hate this place, it actually sucks here…
Hao: Okay… and you…
Yujin: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Yujin and my favorite color is… math.
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Jiwoong: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Yujin: Okay-
Ricky: *runs past* I’m coming!
Yujin, sadly: I thought… I was dumbass…
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Hanbin: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Gyuvin: The same way I make onion rings!
Gyuvin: *grabs a chainsaw*
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