✿————✦————✿
Gunwook, lying on the floor, depressed: I’ll never be a cop. I’m gonna have to be a robber.
✿————✦————✿
Mathew: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Jiwoong: I would say infinitesimally.
Yujin: And I’d say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
✿————✦————✿
Hanbin: What? I’m not aggressive!
Gyuvin: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Hanbin: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
✿————✦————✿
Hao: I’m trash.
Hanbin: As someone who’s environmentally conscious, it’s my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Hao:
Hao: You smooth motherfucker.
Hao: And yes it does.
✿————✦————✿
*Gyuvin and Ricky are in Paris.*
Gyuvin: I’m…moved. I…I don’t know what it is I’m feeling right now. I feel…destiny?
Ricky: But…
Gyuvin: I don’t know what it is. I feel like… I just never thought I’d see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It’s just there. It’s right in front of me, and…
Ricky: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Gyuvin: Yeah.
Ricky: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Gyuvin: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Ricky: Okay, alright.
✿————✦————✿
Ricky: I’m just remembering that my second year in America someone asked me to “Validate their Parking” which was the first time I heard that phrase and after blinking stupidly for a full five seconds I said “Well, parking is very hard but I’m sure you did really well.”
✿————✦————✿✿————✦————✿
Hao: *looks over Gunwook’s shoulder at their laptop* What the fuck?
Gunwook: *slams screen shut* It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it!
Hao: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs?
Gunwook: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know!
Hao: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction.
Gunwook, offendedly: You don’t know that!
Hao: I hear no denial.
✿————✦————✿
Gunwook, watching Yujin do something stupid: Gyuvin, you’re officially only the second highest risk here.
Gyuvin: Hell yeah! I’m gonna—
Gunwook: Don’t finish that sentence, you’ll move back up.
✿————✦————✿
Hao: Let’s bury the hatchet, Yujin.
Yujin: I won’t be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!
✿————✦————✿
Jiwoong: I apologize for saying ‘fuck’ in front of Yujin.
Mathew: You just said it again.
Yujin:
Jiwoong: I am not a role model.
Comment