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*The Squad is playing Chess*
Gunwook: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*
Jiwoong: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*
Gyuvin: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*
Mathew: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*
Hao: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.
Hanbin: They named a board game after cheese?
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Gyuvin: Gunwook, I have a question.
Gunwook: What is it, Gyuvin?
Gyuvin: What color is an orange?
Gunwook: Gyuvin, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.
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Ricky: Two brooooos!
Gyuvin: Chillin’ in a hot tub!
Ricky: Five feet apart ’cause we’re not gay!
Gyuvin:
Ricky:
Gyuvin: *tearing up*
Ricky: Babe, c’mon…
Gyuvin: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Ricky: Babe…
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Yujin: Can I borrow five dollars?
Hao: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?
Yujin: Of course.
Yujin: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
Hao: So that’s a no.
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Gyuvin, throwing their head into Ricky’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty!
Ricky, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
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Gyuvin, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
Jiwoong: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.
Gyuvin: But I’m having fun!
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Mathew: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Jiwoong: Hi.
Mathew: *melts down in a flustered heap of UwU’s softness*
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Mathew: Okay, who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?
Ricky: It’s Gyuvin’s turn.
Gyuvin: Don’t die.
Ricky, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.
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Hanbin: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.
Hanbin: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I’m gone.
Ricky: Oh, please. We’re not children.
*Hanbin leaves*
Ricky, casually: …Eat shit and die.
Gyuvin, also casually: Yes, fuck you.
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Ricky: Hey, Yujin?
Yujin, playing a video game with the squad: What?
Ricky: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
Yujin: Wh- what is it, Ricky?
Ricky: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
Yujin: Mhm.
Ricky: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won’t give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?
Yujin: Yeah?
Ricky: Your response.
Yujin: *trying not to crack up*
Ricky: At 9:30 in the morning.
Ricky: “motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit”
Yujin: *laughing*
Ricky: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization.
Yujin: You just made me dieeee…
Ricky: So I respond, “I have no idea what we’re talking about right now.”
Ricky: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you.
Ricky: “goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man”
Yujin: *wheezing with laughter*
Ricky: I respond “Yujin, you’re scaring me.” An hour passes-
Ricky: You respond, “motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg”
Ricky: “im very tired”
Yujin: *struggling to breathe*
Ricky: And- and I’m just like, “No- no worries, Yujin, I’ll- I’ll do most of the talking at the hangout today-“
Ricky: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I’m talking 5 seconds later,
Ricky: “no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook”
Ricky: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
Yujin: *falling over with laughter*
Ricky: “MARK ZUCKERBERG.”
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