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Hao: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Hanbin: You and me!
Hao: *tearing up* Ok.
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Jiwoong : You’re not jealous, are you?
Mathew: No!
Jiwoong : Good, ’cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
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Hao: Hanbin won’t come out of their room!
Gyuvin: Just tell them I said something.
Hao: Like what?
Gyuvin: Anything factually incorrect.
Hao, shrugging: If you say so.
Hanbin, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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Taerae: Mathew, please calm down.
Mathew: I asked for two large fries!
Mathew: *dumps fries onto table*
Mathew: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
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Hanbin: Ricky… How do I begin to explain Ricky?
Gyuvin: Ricky is flawless.
Mathew: I hear their hair’s insured for $10,000.
Hao: I hear they do car commercials… in Japan.
Yujin: One time they punched me in the face… it was awesome.
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Gyuvin: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
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Gyuvin: Is it still visible? Where Ricky slapped me?
Taerae: Your face looks like a don’t walk signal.
Yujin: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Hao: A palm reader could tell Ricky’s future by looking at your face.
Mathew: The phrase ‘talk to the hand cause the face ain’t listening’ doesn’t work for you, because the hand is your face.
Gyuvin: …A simple ‘yes’ would’ve sufficed.
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Mathew: Fight me!
Yujin: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Hanbin: Why is Yujin crying?
Taerae: Mathew kicked them really hard on the ankle.
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Hao: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Jiwoong: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Ricky: I’m never having a debate with Jiwoong again, they literally started their argument with “Riddle me this.”
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