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Hao: I prevented a murder today.
Yujin: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?
Hao: Self-control.
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Taerae: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish!
Gyuvin: I wish for good grades.
Gunwook: Nerd.
Gyuvin: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Gunwook. 🙂
Taerae: Gyuvin…
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Mathew: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Hanbin: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Mathew: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.
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Hao: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn’t what I meant.
Jiwoong, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I’m TOO friendly? There’s no pleasing you.
Gyuvin, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Jiwoong: Coming right up.
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Gyuvin: So you like cats?
Ricky: Yeah.
Gyuvin: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Hao: Hanbin and I are no longer friends.
Hanbin: HYUNG THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
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Gunwook: You’re ignoring all your problems.
Gyuvin: I know.
Gunwook: You also know it’s an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Gyuvin: I’m ignoring that fact as well.
Gunwook:
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Ricky: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Hao: That’s 200%.
Ricky: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
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Jiwoong : Can you cut me some slack, Mathew? I’m sort of in love.
Mathew: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Jiwoong : I’m in love with you.
Mathew: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Gunwook: I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.
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