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Ricky, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Hanbin: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Ricky: I absolutely fucking do not.
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Hanbin: Mathew, you’re my best friend.
Mathew: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I’m your only friend.
Mathew: I’M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
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Hanbin: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.
Ricky: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I’ve done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.
Yujin: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Ricky has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what’s the truth?
Ricky: I want to set it off.
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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Jiwoong: Death penalty.
Mathew, from the gallery: Jiwoong, it’s just a parking ticket.
Jiwoong, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.
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Mathew: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Jiwoong : Mathew, that’s gay.
Mathew: We’ve been dating for 2 years—
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Ricky: Fight me!
Gyuvin: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Gyuvin: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
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Gyuvin: We’re having a baby.
Yujin: Oh, congradu-
Gunwook, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It’s you, sign here.
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Gyuvin: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?
Hao: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.
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Mathew: Italics.
Hao: Yeah, Italians.
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Gyuvin: How do I tell Ricky that I want them to yell at me like they’re Gordon Ramsay and I’m a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
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