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Hanbin: Being gay is a constant battle between “I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “Hey, let’s go throw rocks at fascists” and I think that’s very sexy of us.
Hao: If the window’s open and you time it right, we can do both.
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Yujin: Hao is off at an appointment, so while they’re gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.
Gyuvin: Why?
Yujin: They’re like 90% of my impulse control.
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Gyuvin: I truly go into housewife mode when I’m someone’s soulmate- like, I’ll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Ricky: This is a lie.
Ricky: I’m literally dating them. This is a lie.
Ricky: THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Ricky: Why are you talking to yourself?
Hao: It’s called a soliloquy, bitch.
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Hanbin: Ricky is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.
Taerae: Boys?
Ricky: Homicide.
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Mathew: You’re just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Hao.
Hanbin: *screaming*
Hanbin: You look like Hao? Are you out of your fucking MIND?
Hanbin: Hao, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god.
Hanbin: Hao? Hao? Hao? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like pennywise!
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Ricky: I feel like doing something stupid.
Gyuvin: I’m stupid do me.
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Jiwoong: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.
Taerae, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt.
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Ricky: It’s not our fault!
Gyuvin: Yeah, but… Come on, the least we can do it talk to them.
Ricky: No, the least we could do is nothing!
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Matthew: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.
Gunwook: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!
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