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Store Worker: Would a “Sung Hanbin” please come to the front desk?
Hanbin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Ricky and Gyuvin: I believe they belong to you?
Ricky and Gyuvin, simultaneously: We got lost.
Hanbin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
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Yujin: I’m not stupid, you know.
Mathew: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!
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Yujin: Any advice before Gyuvin and I fight?
Ricky: Don’t wet yourself in public.
Yujin: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!
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Hanbin: I’m sorry. Please talk to me.
Hao:
Hanbin: Hello? World’s most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that’s too good for this world, too pure?
Hao: ‘Sorry’ doesn’t bring back my fucking M&Ms.
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Gyuvin: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.
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Taerae: Editor’s note: What the fuck?
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Jiwoong: I know one person who finds me funny!
Gunwook: Okay, who?… and you can’t say yourself!
Jiwoong: Okay then I’m out.
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Gyuvin: Why doesn’t Ricky find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Gunwook: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Gyuvin: *bites lip*
Gunwook: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Gyuvin: I think I’m falling for you.
Ricky: Then get up?
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Hanbin: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!
*Hanbin opens their umbrella while indoors*
Mathew: Hanbin, that’s bad luck…
Hanbin: Chill out, Mathew!
Gunwook, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
Hanbin and Mathew: *screams*
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