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Hao: Jiwoong, gather the others. We need to have another Gunwook-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
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Ricky: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for “tortilla” was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Gyuvin: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Ricky, already taking off their clothes: God, Gyuvin, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Jiwoong: Do you ever think? Because I do not.
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Hanbin: 🙂
Ricky: >:(
Hanbin: Turn that frown upside down!
Ricky: ):<
Hanbin: Not sure what I was expecting…
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Hanbin: Can I have a private talk with you?
Ricky: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.
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Hanbin, sweating: Hao, there’s something I need to ask you-
Hao: Finally! You’re proposing!
Hanbin: How’d you know?
Hao: Hanbin, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Hao: I even picked it up once.
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Gyuvin: Is five a lot of followers?
Hao: Depends on the context.
Hao: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Hao: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
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Yujin: Hao’s amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they’ll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!
Jiwoong: That was them ignoring you.
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Ricky: I have a plan.
Mathew: I have the hospital and Hao on speed dial.
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Jiwoong , trying to flirt with Mathew: I think both of our families suck.
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