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Jiwoong: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they’re all like “Oh, I’m lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!”
Ricky: …whereas, when you push little dogs over, they’re all like, “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”
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Gyuvin: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Ricky: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Gyuvin: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Ricky: You wouldn’t?
Gyuvin: I mean, unless you want to-
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Jiwoong : As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Mathew: I can’t believe you’re pulling rank on me.
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Jiwoong: Wow! Ricky made you cry?
Yujin, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.
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Mathew: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Ricky: But are you shuffling?
Mathew: Everyday.
Jiwoong: What language are you two speaking??
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Taerae: Good morning!
Hanbin, checking their watch: Correct.
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Taerae: Why are you on fire?
Mathew: This is just how my day is going.
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Ricky: I need to dye my hair.
Mathew: …
Ricky: Or get another tattoo.
Mathew: …
Ricky: Or a new piercing.
Mathew: Why?
Ricky: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Mathew: I have feelings for you.
Jiwoong : Why? What’s wrong with you? Are you sure you’re okay?
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Hanbin: Goodnight to the love of my life, the other half of my soul, my soulmate Hao, and fuck the rest of y’all.
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