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Ricky: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Gyuvin: WHY?!
Ricky: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN’T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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Hao: *raises eyebrows*
Gyuvin: Put those back down!
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Gunwook: What does “take out” mean?
Gyuvin: Food.
Ricky: Dating.
Mathew: Murder.
Yujin: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
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Ricky: Hey.
Hao: *pissed off* You… complete …ASS, Ricky! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!
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Yujin: Ricky, why are you crying?
Ricky: This book is so sad!!
Yujin, picking it up: But this is my diary-
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Mathew: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Gunwook: Those are Pokemon cards.
Mathew: You got a magikarp.
Gunwook: …
Mathew: It means ‘fuck you’.
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Hanbin: *points at Taerae* A human turtleneck, *points at Ricky* a narcissistic monster, *points at Gyuvin* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.
Gyuvin: And who am I? Describe me now.
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Jiwoong, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Hao: Tea.
Jiwoong: Wrong. It’s coffee.
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Jiwoong: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shuts down.
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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Gunwook: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
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