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Gyuvin: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Ricky: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Hao: So anyways have y’all seen Ricky?
Gunwook: I think they went in Gyuvin’s room ‘studying’.
Hanbin: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Gyuvin’s room*
Ricky & Gyuvin, fighting:
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Hao: What are you in the mood for?
Hanbin: World domination.
Hao: That’s a bit ambitious.
Hanbin: You are my world.
Hao: Aww…
Hanbin:
Hao:
Hanbin:
Hao: OH.
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Ricky: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.
Ricky: Oh you don’t have to anymore. I’m home now.
Hao: Yes, I’m aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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Mathew: When you said ‘Magic in Bed’, I wasn’t expecting this…
Jiwoong : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Mathew: Holy shit-
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Gyuvin: I have feelings for you.
Ricky: Why? What’s wrong with you? Are you sure you’re okay?
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Hao, about a fight between Taerae and Ricky: It scares me how many knives were involved.
Mathew: There… weren’t any knives involved though?
Hao: That’s what scares me.
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Mathew: I’m here for the cult stuff.
Taerae: How did you find us?
Mathew: I saw your ad on craigslist.
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Ricky: *Talking to Gyuvin* Oh, hi. I didn’t see you there. Welcome to my abode. I’m glad you could join me.
Yujin: But this is my abode.
Ricky: …
Ricky: Welcome to my abode, I’m so happy to have you, guest.
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Hao: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
Ricky: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone.
Hao: Alright, so what would you do?
Ricky: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
Ricky: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working.
Ricky: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
Ricky: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together.
Ricky: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Hao:
Hao: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
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