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Hao: Stop doing that.
Hanbin: Stop doing what?
Hao: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Ricky: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Hanbin: Why not?
Ricky: Because I don’t know what they mean.
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Ricky, to Gyuvin: We had a date!
Ricky: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
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Taerae: I hate how you’re just born out of nowhere, and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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Hao: This date is boring!
Hanbin: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.
Hao: Then why did you invite me?
Hanbin: I didnt, I specifically said “don’t come with me,” then you said, “fuck you Hanbin I’ll do whatever I want!
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Mathew: Do you ever wonder why you’re still single?
Gyuvin, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah… I mean, I’m perfect! Who wouldn’t want to date me?
Mathew, sighing: I can name a few people…
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Ricky: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Gyuvin: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Ricky: What- how?
Gyuvin: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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*Jiwoong comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Mathew’s bedroom.*
Mathew: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Jiwoong : No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a boyfriend.
Jiwoong : *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Mathew: …
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Hao: Heyyy Hanbin, how’s your… drink??
Hanbin: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.
Hao: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*
Hanbin: *Looks to coffee maker*
*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*
Hanbin:…I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.
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