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Taerae: Like they say, “If you can’t beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs.
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Jiwoong : I can’t take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Mathew: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Jiwoong : I don’t know, surprise me!
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Hanbin: Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You’re horrible! You’re an irredeemable monster!
Taerae: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!
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Ricky: Show me Pennsylvania.
Jiwoong: I don’t know Canadian geography.
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Ricky: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Mathew: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Gyuvin: Which doctor?
Mathew: No, I want the regular doctor.
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Yujin: Gyuvin’s gonna kill me.
Ricky: No, they’ll probably make me do it.
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Taerae: I hate to say ‘I told you so’—
Gyuvin: No, you don’t. You would marry ‘I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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Gyuvin: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Jiwoong: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Gunwook: Orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Ricky: What was the color called before then?
Yujin: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
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Hao: Wait, what’s going on? Are we all talking about how hot Hanbin is? Because Hanbin is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
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