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Ricky: I mean. Hao’s just standing there now.
Ricky: Waiting for me, I guess.
Ricky: But it’s okay, I think they’ve pretty much settled down.
Gyuvin: Settled down?
Ricky: Well, they only stabbed me once.
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Mathew: Christmas lights?
Hanbin: Check.
Gunwook: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Hanbin: Check.
Yujin: Santa suits?
Hanbin: Check.
Gyuvin: Shovel?
Hanbin: Check.
Ricky: Alibi and bail money?
Hanbin: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Jiwoong: How long do you think it’ll take?
Hao: I don’t know, three or four.
Jiwoong: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Hao: Yeah, maybe five.
Jiwoong: Five what?!
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Gyuvin: Bro-
Ricky: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Ricky: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you’re calling me bro??
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Mathew: Gunwook’s first detention, I’m so proud.
Ricky: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Taerae: Because they’re an idiot.
Gyuvin, terrified: They can do that??
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Taerae: Mathew is a little bitch.
Hao: Why?
Taerae: Number one, they’re little. Number two, they’re a bitch.
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Mathew, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Gyuvin: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Mathew: Ohhhh-
Hanbin: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Hanbin: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?
Mathew: Yeah, I have.
Hanbin: Have you heard of Cole’s law?
Mathew: Is this a joke about coleslaw?
Hanbin: …maybe.
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Hao: I’m a firm believer in “if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.”
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Gunwook: How would you like your coffee?
Mathew: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Gunwook, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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