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Ricky, looking at a selfie of Gyuvin’s: I hate this photo.
Gyuvin: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly.
Ricky: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something.
Gyuvin: Up to kindness.
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Jiwoong: Now, Yujin, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?
Ricky: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.
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Taerae: If you aren’t someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?
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Jiwoong: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!
Mathew: What is this “paper art” you speak of?
Jiwoong: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!
Mathew: … Jiwoong.
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Gyuvin: Ricky said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Hao is third. They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open.
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Mathew: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
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Gyuvin: I trusted you!
Ricky: Why?
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Hao: Did you win? Or just not die?
Hao: Either way, hooray.
Hanbin: …Is “no” a valid answer?
Hao: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.
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Gunwook: How do I ask someone out?
Jiwoong: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Gunwook: No!
Mathew: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Gunwook: Stop!
Ricky: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Gunwook: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
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Hao: Relationships should be 50/50. Hanbin cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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