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Gunwook: Never gonna make you cry!
Taerae: Never gonna say goodbye!
Gunwook: Never gonna tell a lie—
Jiwoong: I will hurt you.
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Hao: I’m very disappointed in you, Mathew.
Gunwook: C’mon, don’t get mad at Mathew!
Hao: Gunwook, stop telling Mathew it’s okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!
Gunwook: But I’m not a person!
Mathew: Which is why I punched them!
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Hanbin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Hao!
Hao: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Jiwoong: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Gyuvin: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Jiwoong: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Hanbin: Actually I did the math, Jiwoong would have $225, not $0.15.
Gyuvin: Fam I’m right here….
Mathew: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda 🙂
Jiwoong: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Mathew: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Jiwoong: 🙁
Hanbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Jiwoong would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Mathew: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Hanbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Gunwook: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Hanbin: Apply juice to what.
Gunwook: Directly to the forehead.
Gyuvin: Great chat everyone.
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Hanbin: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Hao: Yes.
Hanbin: I love you.
Hao: It back.
*Later*
Gunwook: Why is Hanbin crying face-down on the floor?
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Hao: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?
Yujin: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Yujin: I didn’t hear it.
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Taerae: Jiwoong, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.
Jiwoong: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”
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Ricky: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Taerae: Y- you were putting it in cold water??
Hao: Ricky. Answer the question, Ricky.
Ricky: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn’t realize there was an actual reason.
Ricky: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?
Taerae: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Hao: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Taerae: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Hao: It takes less than a minute.
Taerae: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???
Hao: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Taerae: Like seven minutes??
Yujin: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes… less than that if you use a saucepan!
Hao: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Yujin? Your stove is enchanted!
Ricky: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.
Jiwoong: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
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*Everyone is giving advice to Hanbin*
Yujin: It’s okay to ask for help.
Ricky: You’re not a burden.
Gunwook: Murder is okay.
Taerae: Your feelings matter.
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Gyuvin: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Ricky: Okay.
Gyuvin: And make out during the scary parts.
Ricky: Th-
Ricky: The scary parts.
Ricky: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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