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Mathew: If I run and leap at Hanbin, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Mathew, running towards Hanbin: Coming in!
Hanbin: No! I’m holding coffee!
Hanbin: *Drops coffee and catches Mathew*
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Mathew: When will Ted himself…finally show up to the talk?
Gyuvin: The final boss.
Gunwook: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Mathew: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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Yujin: I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.
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Mathew: That’s ridiculous, Jiwoong doesn’t have a crush on me.
Taerae: Yes they do.
Gyuvin: Yes they do.
Jiwoong: Yes I do.
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Ricky: *falls down the stairs*
Hao: Are you okay?
Jiwoong: Stop falling down the stairs!
Mathew: How’d the ground taste?
Gyuvin: *Laughs*
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Taerae: Last week, Yujin tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet “because it worked for Nemo”.
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Jiwoong: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Jiwoong?
Gunwook: …Not really.
Jiwoong: Nothing?
Gunwook: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who’s the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone’s being exploited there.
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Gyuvin: Are you trying to seduce me?
Ricky: Why, are you seducible?
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Gyuvin: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Gunwook: >:O language
Yujin: Yeah watch your fucking language
Hao: Okay, who taught Yujin the fuck word?!
Taerae: ‘The fuck word’.
Hanbin: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Ricky: Oh my god he censored it
Mathew: Say fuck, Hanbin.
Ricky: Do it, Hanbin. Say fuck.
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*The Squad using an Ouija board*
Hanbin: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?
Spirit, through the board: YES.
Taerae: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.
Mathew: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.
Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—
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