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Jiwoong: Hey Hao, have you seen the photographer?
Hao: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderiser?
Jiwoong, confused: What?
Hao, grabbing the meat tenderiser out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!
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Gunwook: Shouldn’t get stressed out, it’s not good for the baby.
Hao: What baby?
Gunwook, crying a bit: Me.
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Yujin:Â Hao? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.
Hao: I’ll stop twice on the way back.
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Hanbin: Would you slap Gyuvin-
Mathew: Yes.
Hanbin: I didn’t even finish!
Mathew: Sorry, continue.
Hanbin: Would you slap Gyuvin for 10 dollars?
Mathew: I would do it for free.
Gyuvin: Rude…
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Hanbin: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Hanbin: Ask me to kill for you.
Hao: …First of all, calm down-
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Hao: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?
Ricky: China.
Hao:Â I KNEW IT! ME TOO!
Gyuvin: Did you just identify a country by looking at its leaves?
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Taerae: So, Gunwook, do you have a crush on anyone?
Gunwook: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
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Ricky: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
Gunwook: I don’t usually eat with losers.
Ricky: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?
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Ricky: So what’s for dinner?
Jiwoong: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Ricky: …
Ricky: Is it soup?
Jiwoong: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Ricky: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Jiwoong: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Ricky: STOP!
*one hour later*
Ricky: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
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Hao: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Gyuvin: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Hao: *Takes away Gyuvin’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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