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Ricky: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.
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Hao, talking to Hanbin: Well Hanbin, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Gyuvin do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Hanbin: …
Gyuvin, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!
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Gunwook: Is Hao always like this when they lose?
Gyuvin: Oh, yes. You should’ve been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2021.
Hao: You bumped that table and you know it!
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Yujin: Come, Gyuvin. Hanbin doesn’t want to talk to us right now. They’re just too polite to say it.
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Jiwoong: So Yujin, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Yujin: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Jiwoong: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Yujin: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Jiwoong: A whole potato?
Yujin: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Jiwoong: These just look like big slabs of black.
Yujin: Because that’s what they are!
Yujin: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Jiwoong: These are just chocolate chips?
Yujin: They sure are!
Yujin: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Yujin: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
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Gyuvin: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).
Ricky: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).
Jiwoong: How are you talking like that in real life?
Ricky: Witchcraft (derogatory).
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Gunwook: If I had a face like yours, I’d put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Ricky: If I had a face like YOURS, I’d put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
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Gyuvin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Hanbin: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Gyuvin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Hanbin: *sigh* What do you want?
Gyuvin: Chicken nuggets please.
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Mathew: No thanks.
Mathew: I’m god.
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*during a group project*
Gunwook: *does 99% of the work*
Hao: “does all the work cause they don’t trust anyone else to do it right”
Yujin: *has no idea what’s going on*
Taerae: *says they’re gonna help but does not*
Ricky: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*
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