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Taerae: What are you writing?
Ricky: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I’m letting them know it’s private information.
Gyuvin, looking over Ricky’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.
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Gunwook: Stop failing.
Yujin: Don’t tell me what to do! I’ll fail right now!
Yujin: *Succeeds*
Yujin: Dang it!
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*Hanbin is crying after a breakup*
Mathew: There there, Hanbin.
Hanbin, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Mathew: Great question—
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Hao: Comparing Taerae and Yujin is like comparing apples and oranges.
Taerae: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Hao: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
Yujin: Which one of us is the orange?
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Hanbin: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.
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Hanbin: Today at 7 am, Taerae poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said “I’m going to die” and drank the whole thing.
Mathew: I watched Taerae brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Ricky: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
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Mathew: Mice are having sex in my walls.
Ricky: Tattletale!
Gyuvin: You’re just being ungrateful.
Jiwoong: It’s their home too, you know.
Hanbin: So what? Don’t slutshame them.
Mathew: The mice are fucking AND now I’m getting heckled.
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Gyuvin: I’m very scary.
Taerae: You’re about as scary as a wet kitten.
Gyuvin: Wet kittens are cute, at least I’ve got that going for me.
Taerae: And small.
Gyuvin:
Gyuvin: …Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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*Hanbin holding their baby*
Gyuvin: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Yujin: I know, I still am one of these.
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Mathew: What’s it like being tall?
Mathew: Is it nice?
Mathew: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Gyuvin: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Mathew: It was one time!
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