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Jiwoong: I think Gyuvin is in trouble.
Hao: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
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Hanbin: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Hao: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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Yujin: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Gyuvin, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Taerae: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Gyuvin: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Taerae for dinner.
Ricky: What is wrong with you people?
Hao: Shut up, chocolate.
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Hao: Are you in love with Ricky?
Gyuvin, sweating: …no
Hao: Than why do you draw ‘G+R’ in hearts everywhere?
Gyuvin: It stands for gaslighting and revenge.
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Hanbin: You’re jealous.
Hao: Jealous?
Hanbin: That’s why you were being so negative about this.
Hao: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.
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Yujin: What’s a Thot?
Mathew: It’s a thoughtful person.
*Later at the dinner table*
Hao: Here’s the salt Yujin.
Yujin: Thanks hyung, you’re such a thot!
Hao: *Spits out water*
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Jiwoong: I panic when people compliment me.
Jiwoong: What the heck am I supposed to say?
Hanbin: Great job at practice, Hyung!
Jiwoong, Panicking: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Taerae: Hey guys! Do you wanna check out this new single I’m about to drop?
ZB1: …
Hanbin: Since when-
Taerae: *Falls to the ground*
Taerae: It’s me. I’m single. Please date me.
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Gyuvin: I’m crying! You made me cry!
Ricky: Baby.
Gyuvin: No, now is not the time for pet names.
Ricky: No I’m calling you a baby.
Ricky: I’m insulting you.
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