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Hanbin, to Hao: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—
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Ricky: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Gyuvin: Dude- Its satire!
Ricky: THAT’S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
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Jiwoong: Where are my fucking keys?
Hanbin:Â Jiwoong, Yujin is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Jiwoong: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
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Yujin: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I’m still growing, dammit!
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Hao: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Hao lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the person who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Hanbin: I’m quick at math.
Ricky: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Hanbin: 24.
Ricky: That wasn’t even close.
Hanbin: But it was quick.
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Taerae: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.
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Gyuvin: Mathew, keep an eye on Ricky today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Mathew: Sure, I’d love to see Ricky getting punched.
Hao: Try again.
Mathew, sighing: I will try to stop Ricky from getting punched.
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Yujin: I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.
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*Gyuvin drunkenly wanders around the house and Mathew is drunkenly giggling*
Hanbin, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it’s just me and you against the world, Jiwoong.
Jiwoong, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*
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