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Gyuvin, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Taerae, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Gunwook, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Hanbin, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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Gunwook: …I’m pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Gyuvin, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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Gunwook: Can you keep a secret?
Yujin: Well, I’m good until I meet the next person.
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Gunwook: So, are they your friend or…
Yujin: They’re like Mathew, but if Mathew was ordered to be around you.
Gunwook: Oh, so Taerae.
Yujin: Precisely!
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Gyuvin: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses…
Jiwoong: Hey, what’s up with Gyuvin?
Gyuvin: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.
Taeare: …They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.
Taerae, to Gyuvin: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!
Gyuvin: SHUT THE HELL UP, TAERAE! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!
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Taerae: I say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Yujin all the time, and they never repeat it.
Taerae: But I call Jiwoong “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…
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Hanbin: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.
Hanbin: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.
Ricky: That’s not even clever.
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Hanbin: Where’s Hao?
Jiwoong: Don’t worry, I’ll find them.
Jiwoong, shouting: Gunwook sucks!
Hao, distantly: Gunwook is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Jiwoong: Found them.
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Yujin: I’m sick and tired of being called ‘mortal’ like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Gunwook: Problem, I can’t tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Hao: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There’s at least a 50% chance that’ll fix it, right?
Jiwoong: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Gyuvin: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Taerae: …put it away.
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