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Taerae: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—
Gyuvin: Thats because your too short to do so.
Taerae: …Listen here you fucking—
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Ricky, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Hao, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the fuck-
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Yujin: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Gunwook: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.
Taerae: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Jiwoong: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Yujin: Can I go to the pool?
Jiwoong: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Yujin: No, can I go by myself?
Jiwoong: You don’t want to go with me?
Yujin: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Jiwoong: It’s the only way to establish dominance.
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Yujin, knocking on the door: Gyuvin, open up!
Gyuvin: It all started when I was a kid.
Yujin: That’s not what I-
Mathew: Let them finish!
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Ricky: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Jiwoong:
Ricky:
Jiwoong: …Please, go back to bed.
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Mathew: I couldn’t do this without you, Jiwoong.
Jiwoong: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
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Gunwook: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Taerae: 420?
Gunwook: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Yujin: 69.
Gunwook: Yeah it was 69.
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Mathew: And what do I get out of this?
Ricky: I will give you a dollar.
Mathew: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Ricky: How bout two dollars?
Mathew: You got yourself a deal.
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Taerae: Why are we friends?
Gyuvin: Poor decisions on your part.
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