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Yujin, watching Mathew & Gyuvin panic : What’s going on?
Jiwoong: Mathew is having a midlife crisis and Gyuvin is just having a crisis.
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Ricky: You read my diary?
Hanbin: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Ricky: It’s a fluffy unicorn, what kind of book…
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Jiwoong: You bought a taco?
Taerae: Yes.
Jiwoong: From the same truck that hit Mathew?!
Taerae, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain’t gonna help them.
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Gunwook: Jiwoong, you risked your life to save me!
Jiwoong: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
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Hanbin: Hey! We’re back from grocer-
Hanbin:
Hanbin: Gyuvin why is the living room on fire?
Gyuvin: Hao told me to satanize the house!
Hao: Sanitize, Gyuvin! I said sanitize!Â
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Computer: Please enter your password
Jiwoong: *Types in Mathew*
Computer: Your password is to short
Mathew: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU-
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*Dispatch agent has been following Hanbin for an hour.*
Boss: Have you gotten any information yet?
Dispatch Agent: Yes and I’m so amazed, I’m crying.
Boss: What did you see?
Dispatch Agent: He noticed I was following him so he bought me a sandwich and a water because I was probably tired from following him.
Boss: …
Dispatch Agent: I think he’s an angel.
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Hao: My ideal type is someone who lives life on the edge
Hanbin: I put the red pen cap on the blue pen and the blue pen cap on the red pen
Hao: maRRY ME-
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Taeare: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Yujin: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Jiwoong: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Yujin: We’re not talking about flavour, Jiwoong!
Jiwoong: Flavour counts!
Yujin: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Hao: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Yujin: Okay, but-
Hao: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Jiwoong: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ’em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Yujin: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, JIWOONG!
Hao: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, YUJIN!
Taerae: I- Jesus-
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Ricky: Why are you standing on the table?
Hao: I live in this house I can do whatever I want and you can’t sto-
Ricky: Where’s the spider?
Hao: In that corner. Kill it please-
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Happy 20th birthday to our little San Stan! Gyuvin is quite literally a pure ray of sunshine and happiness and I can’t imagine ZB1 without him. I hope Gyuvin’s gift from wakeone is some lines but they probably aren’t going to get him anything. HAPPY GYUVIN DAY!!!
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