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Taerae: It’s like you and Gunwook share the same braincell sometimes!
Gyuvin: …
Gyuvin: I’ll be right back
Gyuvin, bursting into Gunwook’s room: Gunwook, I need to use the braincell quick!
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Hanbin: W-who do I shoot?
Mathew: Him!
Clone: No! He’s lying! Remember I love you.
Hanbin: *Shoots the clone*
Mathew: What the-
Hanbin: I love you sounds like something you wouldn’t say to me.
Mathew: ok, WOW-
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Hanbin: I wrote down all the plans we should never try again.
Taerae, reading:Â ‘Jiwoong tries to seduce someone then starts crying on command’.
Hanbin: It works like a charm but makes everyone uncomfortable.
Taerae: ‘Yujin improvises a breakdancing number’.
Taerae: ‘Hao impersonates a councilor at the local high school’
Taerae: ‘Gunwook, jumps down a building, again’, underlined.
Taerae: This just says, ‘Throw Mathew at enemies like a cat’.
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Gunwook: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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Hanbin: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We’re smarter than this!
Taerae: Apparently, we’re not.
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*Mathew and Gyuvin are fighting*
Jiwoong, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!
*Mathew and Gyuvin start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*
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Hanbin: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went… OK.
Mathew: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Hanbin: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Taerae: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Hao: Looks like someone’s a HO.
Mathew: NaBrO.
Jiwoong: I’m done with all of you!
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Gyuvin: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Hao: …This just says “I can do what I want”.
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Yujin, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
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Gyuvin: Hey, Yujin! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?
Yujin: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Gyuvin: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.
Yujin:
Yujin: That’s one way to say it, I guess…
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