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Ricky: Mathew spat in Hao’s ear today when they were sitting on the couch together.
Hanbin: …What?! Why?!
Ricky, shrugging: You tell me.
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Yujin: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Gunwook: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
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Yujin: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Ricky.
Yujin: Except I couldn’t remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Yujin: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Ricky: Hmm… I don’t know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Yujin: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Ricky: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Yujin: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
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Hanbin: So, what’s Hao’s type?
Ricky: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, Hamster lover.
Hanbin: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Ricky: Did I mention oblivious?
Hanbin: Yeah, why?
Ricky: Okay, just making sure.
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Hao: Why aren’t there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Hao, to Taerae: Hey, that’s a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you’re a beautiful individual.
Jiwoong, to Gyuvin: Be my friend or I’ll set your entire family on fire.
Mathew: There are two types of people.
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Ricky: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.
Taerae: Because I barely know you?
Ricky: Fine, message received.
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Hao: You spent all our money on THIS??
Gunwook, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Jiwoong: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!
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Hanbin: God, I love Hao.
Yujin: Yeah, you fucking better.
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Gunwook: Why does everyone want to kill Gyuvin?
Yujin: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.
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