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Jiwoong: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Jiwoong: I need my socks.
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Gyuvin: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
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Gunwook, to ZB1: You should change your passwords to “incorrect”. Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, “your password is incorrect”.
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Ricky: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
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Ricky: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Gyuvin, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Taerae, drowning: Help!
Yujin: Don’t worry, I heard cowards float.
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Hanbin, on the phone: So no head?
Hanbin: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*
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Yujin: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
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Hao: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Ricky: What’s up your ass this morning!
Hanbin: *walks in* …Hey.
Ricky: Hmm… nevermind.
Hao: WAIT NO!
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Matthew: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Ricky ate an entire tube of lipstick.
Ricky, whining: But why would it be strawberry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!
A/N:
Who was gonna tell me I’ve been spelling Matthews name wrong this whole time…
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