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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Taerae: *Minding his own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Taerae: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Hanbin, to Matthew: See, he know what he’s here for. He know what he’s doing. Be more like him. Make a decision, Matthew!
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Hao: Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit inducing.
Gyuvin: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!
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Gunwook: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Jiwoong, cooking the fish: What? I couldn’t hear you, please speak up.
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*the TV is freaking out*
Ricky: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Ricky: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.
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Jiwoong: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*
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Gyuvin: Are you okay?
Yujin, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Gyuvin: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Yujin?
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Jiwoong: You need a hobby.
Ricky: I have a hobby!
Jiwoong: Hitting Gyuvin isn’t a hobby.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Gyuvin: *types in Ricky*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Gyuvin: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Taerae: Hey Gyuvin, check out this funny .GIF I found!
Gyuvin: It’s pronounced “jif”.
Taerae: Huh?
Gyuvin: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so.
Taerae: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format.
Gyuvin: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”.
Taerae: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different!
Gyuvin: It’s exactly the same!
Taerae: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”.
Gyuvin: Gentrification.
Taerae: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.
Gyuvin: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)!
Taerae: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”!
Taerae: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym?
Gyuvin: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
Taerae: Huh. Didn’t know that.
Taerae: You’re still wrong, though.
Gyuvin: You just hate me because I’m right.
Taerae: I just hate you in general.
Gyuvin: You mean in “geh-neral”?
Taerae: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!
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Hanbin: What do you call disobeying the law?
ZB1: A hobby.
Hanbin: *crosses their arms*
ZB1: That we do not engage in.
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