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Yujin: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Hao: Awww, no, you haven’t!
Yujin: So why do you keep cooking?
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Matthew on stage: Everyone’s talking ’bout climate change, but when is Ricky gonna start talking ’bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies?
Zerose’s: *cheers*
Matthew: *pulls out a gun and shoots Ricky until they run out of bullets*
Matthew: *reloads, then shoots Ricky until they run out of bullets*
Matthew: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed Ricky?
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Taerae: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
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Gunwook, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the Fuck?!?!
Gunwook, buckling the banana up:Â Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
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Yujin: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Gyuvin.
Hanbin: Aww, is it because he’s like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?
Yujin: What? Gross, no, it’s because they’re like a weed that you can’t get rid of!
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Hanbin: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Ricky: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Jiwoong: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Matthew: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Hao recently.
Hanbin: No, Mathew, it’s not what it looks like, I swear.
Matthew: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Hanbin: No! You’re the only one for me.
Matthew: Is that so?
Hanbin: I promise! Hao and I are just dating, okay? He’s my partner.
Matthew: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Hanbin: You are still my one and only best friend! He is just the love of my life, nothing more!
Matthew: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Hanbin: Of course bro!
Matthew: Bro…
Hao: What the-
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Ricky:Â Taerae told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
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Matthew: What’s your favorite high school memory?
Jiwoong: LEAVING. FUCKING LEAVING!
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Matthew: Wake up! The sun is shining!
Taerae: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?
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