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Jiwoong: Ricky isn’t answering my messages.
Gyuvin: Allow me.
Jiwoong: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Ricky: *replying to message* Hello.
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Jiwoong: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Gunwook: …Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Jiwoong: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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Gyuvin: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what’s the other one again?
Gunwook: There isn’t another one. You’re crazy.
Hao, sprinting in from another room: Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss *Poses before strutting away*.
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Hao, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Hao: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Gyuvin: It was you the fuck.
Hao: It was I the fuck…
Taerae: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Gyuvin:Â He the fuck.
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*Jiwoong is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*
Jiwoong: Clear orange juice?
Jiwoong: Oh, it’s empty.
Hanbin, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.
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Mathew:Â Taerae, you know how much I love you…
Taerae:: Whaddya want?
Matthew: A best friend with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!
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Yujin: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Matthew: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.
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Gyuvin, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.
Gyuvin: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
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Hanbin: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Hanbin: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Hao: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Hao: *glares at Ricky*
Ricky: Well, sorry I have morals!
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