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Gunwook: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Hao: Uh, Ricky and Gyuvin are not getting along.
Gunwook: They’re not trying to kill each other.
Hao: You may have a point.
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Ricky: Let’s write Gyuvin a friendly note, shall we? Dear… Incompetent… Dumbass…
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Ricky: So Jiwoong was just using me?
Hao: I’m sorry, Ricky.
Yujin, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Ricky:
Hao: Ok, that’s a time-out.
Yujin: No, I was just trying to-
Hao: Go sit over there!
Yujin: *walks away in defeat*
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Gunwook: All right, everyone! Let’s take a vote!
Hanbin: A secret vote. Everyone close your eyes.
*the Squad closes their eyes*
Jiwoong: We don’t see the result!
Hanbin: Well, just say your vote out loud.
Matthew: Won’t we recognize each other’s voices?
Taerae: Gunwook has a point.
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Taerae, after asking the squad how to get rust off of a blade: Thank you good people oddly versed in knives.
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Ricky: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want!
Ricky 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!
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Ricky: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Hao: Ricky, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
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Gunwook, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Hao, i uh, I’ve been stabbed.
Hanbin: WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?
Gunwook: Wait- You aren’t Hao. Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you-
Hanbin: NO, WHERE ARE YOU? IM COMING THERE. IM NOT GOING TO LEAVE SOMEONE ALONE THATS BEEN STABBED.
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Matthew: Which movie are you and Hanbin going to see tonight?
Hao: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Hanbin wants.
Matthew: Which one do they want to see?
Hao: I haven’t decided yet.
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Matthew: That’s greatly offensive to my people.
Yujin: College dropouts?
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