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Yujin: We need to distract these guys.
Ricky: Leave it to me.
Ricky: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Hao & Gyuvin: *immediately begin arguing*
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Taerae: And what did we learn, Matthew?
Matthew: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.
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Jiwoong: Don’t stay up all night, Hao. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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Matthew: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Hao:
Matthew:
Hao: …Please, go back to bed.
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Ricky: Pros and cons of dating me.
Ricky: Pros. You’ll be the cute one.
Ricky: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Ricky: How does one turn their emotions off?
Matthew: Okay, so first go to settings.
Matthew: I’m a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Ricky: No, I’m still willing to try this, go ahead. I’m at settings, what do I do next?
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Hanbin: Jiwoong is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.
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Matthew: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Gyuvin: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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Gyuvin: Ooh, I like your accent, where you from?
Matthew: I am Liberian.
Gyuvin: Oh, my bad.
Gyuvin, whispering: I like your accent, where you from?
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Hanbin: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Hanbin: Not you Hao. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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