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Hao: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Ricky: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Hao: I mean, maybe? I don’t judge.
Gunwook, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Jiwoong: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Taerae: Also, your wing’s paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would… Yeah…
Matthew: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Gunwook: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don’t get the fucking privilege to make that reference.
Ricky: Also, it’s about a butterfly, not a bee… Why would you make that reference?
Hao: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.
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Gyuvin: Ricky learned how to fold origami penguins from Hao the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.
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Jiwoong: You’ve got to act tough, Gunwook! Show ’em you can’t be pushed around! Show ’em they can’t mess with you!
Gunwook: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it.
Gunwook, standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I’LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.
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Hanbin: Bitches be like “he’s my right hand man” JUST SAY HE’S YOUR BEST FRIEND. SAY IT.
Hao: Hanbin have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?
Hanbin: Hanbin has reconsidered. You’re right.
Gyuvin: Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth.
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Taerae: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Gyuvin: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Taerae: Which one? I can’t do both.
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Matthew: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Hanbin: But we lost Gyuvin.
Matthew: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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Gyuvin, to Hanbin: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
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Yujin: Holy shit, Mathew, do you know what this means?!
Matthew: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
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Hao: What’s something you guys are better than Taerae at?
Ricky: Mario Kart.
Jiwoong: Yeah, video games.
Matthew: Emotional vulnerability.
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