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Mathew: Baby vibes… hold gentle… like hamburger.
Jiwoong: Punt like football.
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Taerae, about Mathew: They’re speaking some kind of French.
Gyuvin: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It’s the same thing.
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Taerae: Jiwoong and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Hao: What did you do?
Taerae: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Jiwoong: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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Mathew: Are you busy?
Gunwook: Yes.
Mathew: Cool, listen to this.
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Hanbin: Do we have any orange juice left?
Gyuvin: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*
Gyuvin: Sorry, we’re all out.
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Gyuvin: Life keeps fucking me and I can’t remember the safeword.
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*Something crashes*
Gunwook: Shoot-
Hanbin: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Ricky: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
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Gyuvin: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Hao’*
Yujin: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
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Jiwoong: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Yujin: Isn’t that just killing people?
Jiwoong: Ah, technically.
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