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Ricky: Hey, Gunwook. These candies you gave me? They sucked.
Gunwook: But you ate them all.
Ricky: I had to make sure they all sucked.
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Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Yujin: No.
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Jiwoong: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Taerae: How so?
Jiwoong: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Hao, whispering to Gyuvin, who’s on the phone with Ricky: Ask them something!
Gyuvin: How are you feeling?
Ricky: Fine.
Hao: Something personal!
Gyuvin: At what age did you first get your period?
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Matthew: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Taerae: Spiders?
Matthew: Spiders it is then.
Taerae: No, that wasn’t-
*But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*
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Matthew: *Reading a letter*
Yujin: Well, what does it say?
Matthew: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Taerae killed my pet rock.
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Gyuvin: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Matthew: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Taerae: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Ricky: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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Gyuvin: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Hao: Never seen one.
Gyuvin: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.
Hao: What can’t I see?
Gyuvin: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.
Hao: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Gyuvin: Fuck.
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Ricky: Breathe, just breathe.
Jiwoong: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Taeare: Awww, that never bothered you before.
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