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Gyuvin: Here you go, Ricky, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Ricky: It’s cold.
Gyuvin: A nice cup of coffee.
Ricky: It’s horrible!
Gyuvin: Cup of coffee.
Ricky: I’m not sure if this even IS coffee.
Gyuvin: C U P.
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Jiwoong: Why is Hanbin crying on the floor?
Gunwook: They’re drunk.
Jiwoong: And?
Gunwook: They saw a picture of Hao’s boyfriend
Jiwoong: But they’re Hao’s boyfriend.
Gunwook: I know.
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Yujin: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Hao and Hanbin’s convo?
Taerae: Me. I’m in the laundry basket.
Ricky: I’m in the washing machine.
Gunwook: I’m in the closet.
Taerae: We accept you Gunwook. <3
Gunwook: No I’m literally in the closet.
Taerae: Love is love. <3
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Gyuvin: Hey, how did my phone break?
Matthew: You were drunk yesterday.
Gyuvin: And?
Hanbin: You threw it.
Gyuvin: Why?
Hao: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”
Gyuvin: And why didn’t you stop me?!
Ricky: We were busy laughing our asses off.
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Matthew: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Jiwoong: *crouches down*
Gunwook: *kneels down*
Ricky: *sits on the floor*
Gyuvin: *lies down*
Matthew:
Matthew: I hate all of you.
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Yujin: Dinosaurs aren’t extinct. I mean, Jiwoong is walking in this room.
Hao: *wheeze*
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Yujin: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Hanbin: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Yujin: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
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Gunwook: I’m going to hell.
Ricky: Probably.
Gunwook: I’ll pick you up?
Ricky: *nodding* Carpool.
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Gyuvin, Yujin & Taerae: *screaming*
Jiwoong: *runs into the room* What’s wrong, Taerae?!
Gyuvin: Wait, why are you asking Taerae that when Yujin and I are also here?
Jiwoong: Because Taerae wouldn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Gunwook: I need a long word.
Yujin: T-rex but the long one.
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