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Taerae, to Matthew: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
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Hao: You remind me of the ocean.
Ricky: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Hao: No, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.
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Ricky: When was the last time you cried?
Hao: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Ricky: really? That recent?
Hao: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*
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Gunwook: What are you two arguing about this time?
Hanbin: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!
Yujin: Cry me a table, Hanbin.
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Gyuvin: You have Crayons?
Matthew: Yes, I have—
Gyuvin: You’re— how old are you?
Matthew: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Hao: Do you think I’m ugly?
Gunwook: It’s not about looks, Hao. What’s valuable is on the inside…
Hao: Gunwook…
Gunwook: For example, someone’s heart.
Hao: Aw… Stop it-
Gunwook: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Hao: Seriously, stop.
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Yujin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Hao: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Hanbin walks in*
Hao: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Hanbin: Yujin… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Yujin: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Hanbin:
Hanbin: I wrote sanitize, Yujin.
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Taerae: Gyuvin, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.
Gyuvin: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!
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Jiwoong: I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.
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